Doctor, you were right when you said you'd have me on my feet and walking in no time. That's good John; when did you start walking?
When I got your bill doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it
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'Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade'
'Dont panic, i'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
'Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor
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A pipe bursts in a doctor's house. He called the plumber.
The plumber arrived, umpacked the tools, did some plumber-type things and handed the doctor the bill for $600,
The doctor exclaimed 'This is ridiculous! I dont even make that much as a doctor!'
The plumber answered quietly, 'Neither did i when i was a doctor.'
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