Students at school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+.
Titanic: cost - $29.99; Clinton: cost - $29.99,
Titanic: Over 3 hrs to read, Clinton : Over 3 hrs to read,
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe;
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe;
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist; Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist;
Titanic: In one scene; Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined;
Clinton : Ditto for Monica;
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery; Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts;
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life; Clinton : Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life;
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death; Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same.
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