Marathon Race

Santa sees many guys running on the highway.

He asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing?
The bystander said, : A marathon race is going on."
Santa inquired further, "What do they get from that?"
Bystander told,"The winner will get a prize."
Santa was puzzled,"Then why are others running?"


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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when 

I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."