Santa on Medicine

• Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?


Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

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• What is the chemical formula 4 water?


SANTA: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O

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• Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
             and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
           Police or Ambulance?

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• Santa: Oye! What are you?

Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up.
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I shall ask him what he meant by this.

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• Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.


Servant: It's already raining.

Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

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A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?

SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.

I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.