FACE WASH & DESH WASH

Teacher   :  What is the difference between EMAMI and SUNAMI......?

Banta     :    EMAMI is  a face wash and SUNAMI is a Desh (country) Wash.
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Ticket Checker  to a Santa in train : Show your  ticket please .

Santa  :  Ha !  Ha !!    Take  this one.

Checker  :  Don't make fool   That's an old one.

Santa      :  So what,  has  this train come out  of show room?

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Height  of Fashion   :  

A  two month old baby goes a huggies' outlet and ask  :  s  .....
" Dude !  Have you got low waist nappies "