At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.
So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda
if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.
An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.
Both sardars were now very hungry.
Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”
Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light.
He tried another, It didn’t light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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A Sardar was drawing money from ATM,
Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
****** ************ ***************** ************ ******************
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.
if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.
An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.
Both sardars were now very hungry.
Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”
Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”
*** **** **** **** ***
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
********* ******* ******* ********
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He tried another, It didn’t light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
****** ****** ******* ******* ****** ******** ******* ******* ***********
A Sardar was drawing money from ATM,
Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.
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