Treating Dreams

Santa to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: Can I stat from tomorrow, today is final.
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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
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