Sinking Ship

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........
Boss shouted : Do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.




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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short
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TEACHER    : Apeksha, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Apeksha      : I is ......
TEACHER: No, Apeksha. Always say, "I am."
Apeksha      .."OK Ma'am,.  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."