What Dad told the maid?

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?"


"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were in the kitchen."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"

He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow."

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A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand.

He rubbed it and a genie popped out.

The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes."

 "Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies."