Santa and Banta Robbed Bank

Two sardar bank lootne gaye

par gun bhool gaye
fir bhi bank loot liya..


Kaise ?

Bank manager bhi
sardar tha
"bola-koi gal ni ji!"
I trust u.
gun kal dikha dena.


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Santa changed all his passwords to 'incorrect' So that when ever he forgets, the computer will automatically remind



"your pasward is 'incorrect'"


Moral - Santa bhi dimag rakhta hai :-)