Cool Music for Santa

·          Santa     :    Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
      Banta    :     I give up.
      Santa     :     Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

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Santa asks Banta to bring a pepsi.

Banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ??
why ??

Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.

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              Pappu:     Dad, what is an idiot?

S    Santa      : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu:      No.

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·                Teacher: What is common between

                         Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
     Santa: All of them were born on government holidays

·         Banta to his servant    :   Go and water the plants.
Servant                      :   It's already raining.
Banta                         :   So what, take an umbrella and go.

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A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA  : It was ok but  I couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
                  I thought, thought & finally I wrote “THUNK”.