A bar owner locked up his place at 2 am and went home.
He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. "What time do you open up in the morning?" he heard a man inquire.
The owner got so furious that he hung the receiver and went to bed.
A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question.
"Listen, the owner shouted, "there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in—
"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out.
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