Four men were bragging about how
smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government
Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took
out some paper and pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do
better. He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen
and returned with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of
3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do
better. He called his cat and said,
"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce
glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the
Government Employee and said,
"What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his
cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your
stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......
Ate the cookies........
Drank the milk........
Sh*t on the paper.......
Screwed the other three cats.......
Claimed he injured his back while doing
so......
Filed a grievance report for unsafe
working conditions.......
Put in for Workers' Compensation..........
.......and
Went home for the rest of the day on sick
leave............
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY
EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK
FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!
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