Santa Singh ji the english lecturer

Sardar Santa Singh ji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams.

Gadha / Donkey

The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires :

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA " (Say Children Donkey")

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA " (Say Children Donkey")

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA " (Say Children Donkey, Donkey behind a Donkey") 

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI " (Say Children Donkey, Donkey behind a Donkey, Me behind the donkey")

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI"

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH " (Say Children Donkey, Donkey behind a Donkey, Me behind the donkey and whole nation behind me") 

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH" 

 

By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa?"

Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH .

The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh.

Principal : " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students , GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ".

Santa Singh : " Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION (Ass + Ass + I + Nation )