Sending a Coffin

America se PATEL ka Email:

"Hello motabhai yaha Rajukaka ki maut ho gayi he bodi kofin me bhej raha hu.

kofin me TAKIA aapke liye he,

jeans ke poket me diamond ki ring bhabhi ki he,

Rajukaka ni bodi me left hath me Rado Watch he wo Nareshkaka ke liye he,

Pav me Rebok shoe parth ke liye he,

Shital & Swati ki Makeup kit Rajukaka ke Shirt me he,

coat ki jeb me BlackbarrY & iphone he.

Aur kuch Mangana Ho To Jaldi batana

Manjukaki bhi Serious he.

ok."

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A  Sardar eats Eight Nans at a party and is suffering from
CONSTIPATION

Praying and crying in toilet:
" Hey Wahe Guru
Ya to Jaan nikal de
Ya Naan nikal de"