Where was fifth?

Four students were going on bike.

 Traffic Police stopped and said, " Even three are not permitted, you are four ...."

Frustrated Student got down and looked backward and said,

"Where fell the fifth? "

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 Santa was in prison. 

Police, "you will be hanged tomorrow morning at five o'clock"

Santa began to laugh.

Police, "Why are you laughing?"

Santa, "I get up   after  nine in the morning." 

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Santa called Banta, "Hey !   Are you free tomorrow?

Can you come at 7 p.m.?

I am opening a new branch of

Mental Hospital."

Banta  asked, " What is the matter? Some party for inauguration "

Santa, "  No yaar, We have many patients, but we need some one  senior."

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