Who dare not reply SMS?

Gabbar   :  Are O Sambha !   Ye kaun log hain jo SMS ka jawab nahi dete re?  (Who are these people who do not reply our SMS?)

Sambha  :  Sardar ye woh log hain jo miss call dene ke bad bhi balance check karte hain. (Master, they are those who check the balance after giving a miss call)

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"Laziness is our biggest enemy"; Said Jawaharlal Nehru

"Love your enemy ", Mahatma Gandhi

Who should we follow?  Gandhi or Nehru?

Better compromise : Love the enemy described by Nehru.

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