Santa:I am thinking to spend my holidays on the moon.
What would be the expenditure?
Banta: There would be no expenditure in thinking.
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Banta and Santa tired of mobile, decided to use a PIGEON.
One day the pigeon reached without any message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa says this was a missed call ..............
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Once Banta went to a restaurant and ordered Aloo Paratha.
He found no Aloo(potato) in it and so called the waiter and asked for the reason.
The waiter replied "What is the significance of a name?
If you ordered kashmiri pulav would you expect to find kashmir in it.
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Santa & Banta were close friends.
Santa died suddenly.
A desolate Banta went to the office of local paper to put an announcement in it's obituary column. He found that their rates were very high.
So he decided to make it short as he could - just two words : 'Santa Dead'.
The clerk at the counter refused to take it. 'You must make it at least 5 words ', he told Banta. 'Okay', replied Banta ,
& made it into 5 words : Santa dead Maruti for Sale
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