TIT BITS

What is round as a cookie, busy as a bee? What can it be?


Ans :    A watch
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How can you make SEVEN and EVEN number?


Ans :      By removing "S"
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What does a  maths book ask to other maths book?


Ans. : Boys, do I have problems?
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Why are Ghosts  bad liars?

A  Ghost

Ans :   Because you can see right through them
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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Ans :   Any dog,  because buildings can not jump.
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What is BLACK and WHITE  and makes lots of NOISE?

Ans :   A  Zebra without a drumkit.
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How do you make a fruit punch?

Ans :  By giving it a boxing lesson.
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What did a blanket said to the bed?

Ans :  Don't worry I have got you covered
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What does an elf learn in School?

Ans . :  Elfabet

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