One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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In the office, some one said , "Santa! Your daughter has died!"
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr: I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa
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A Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
The Sardar got angry and told dealerr: "Give me either 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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