PROJECT MANAGER:

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says 'Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.'

The hardware engineer went first. I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in Shimla with no money worries. The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to Shimla.

The software engineer went next. I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries. The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not the least, it was the project manager's turn. 'And what would your wish be?' asked the genie.

I want them both back after lunch replied the project manager.

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A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw

three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was $250.

"$250", the man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000,  responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.

The clerk replied, "$1,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him " Project Manager "

Recieved  from Ronak Brahmbhatt TCS (Tata Consultancy Services)