INDIAN HELL

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to German hell and asks, “ What do they do here?”

He was told, “First they put you in electric chair for an hour.. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, Then the German devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day.

 

The man does not like so he moves to check the hell of other countries. He Checked for British Hell, American hell, Japanese Hell and many others. He found that they all are same with more or less identical systems.

 

Then he reaches to Indian Hell and was amazed to see a long queue of different nationals waiting for their turn. So, he enquired, “What do they do here?”

 

He was told, “First they put you in electric chair for an hour.. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day.

 

“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells … so why are so many people waiting to get in here?” asked the man.

 

“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former government servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen,” he was told.

 

He also stood in the queue and is now waiting for the enrolment.