tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86987764862667191892024-03-13T16:14:53.100-07:00SMILE PLEASEDon’t take life too seriously,
always find time to laugh!
Laughter not only adds years to your life,
but adds more life to your years.
Humour is the best way to relax and rejuvanite the tired brain. Its more effective than YOGA, If any piece of this blog brings a smile on your face my efforts are a success
Compiled by Manven Rakesh Blog Design Layout by AakankshaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger98125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-11046889213949089152013-10-22T15:29:00.000-07:002013-10-22T15:29:49.850-07:00Good Old Days<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">To day<span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span>I told my grandson the great changes that have</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b><b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 18pt;">occurred in my lifetime, from the
time when I was a child.<span id="goog_736870963"></span><span id="goog_736870964"></span></span></b></b></div>
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<span style="color: purple;">"<span style="font-size: 18pt;">Look, when I was a kid as you are now, my mom sent me to the
store around the corner, with 10 rupees.</span> <span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span> <span style="font-size: 18pt;">I
returned with two packs of butter, two liters of milk, a bag of potatoes, two
packets of cheese, a packet of sugar, a loaf of bread and a dozen eggs."</span></span><b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #333333; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: #002060; font-size: 18pt;">And my grandson replied:</span></span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="color: purple;"><i>"Grandfather, in your time there
were no surveillance cameras?"</i></span></span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="color: purple;"><i>*** **** **** ****</i></span></span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-86482274780814927912013-10-22T15:12:00.002-07:002013-10-22T15:12:37.471-07:00लालू के मजेदार चुटकुले <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">लालू प्रसाद यादव<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>अपने हंसोड़ अंदाज़ के लिए जाने जाते थे | खुद उन
पर भी उतने ही चुटकुले बनते थे जितने संता और बंता पर यहाँ<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>उनमें से कुछ प्रस्तुत हैं :</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-language: HI;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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होस्टेस ने पूछा:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>आर यू वेजिटेरियन ऑर नॉन
वेजिटेरियन</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: purple;">लालू: आई एम
इंडियन।</span></span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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: newsyaps.com</span></em></u></span></td></tr>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">एयर होस्टेस: नो</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">नो सर</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">यू आर शाकाहारी
और मांसाहारी</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">?<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: purple;">लालू: आई एम
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- लालू! तुझे स्विमिंग आती है</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: blue;">लालू- ना!</span></span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ओबामा - शिट्ट</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तेरे से तो
कुत्ता अच्छा है जो स्विम कर लेता है।</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span style="color: blue;"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">लालू - तुमको आता
है स्विमिंगवा</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">?<o:p></o:p></span></span></span><br />
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कोर्स आता है।</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span style="color: blue;"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">लालू - ससुरा</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">फिर तोहरे और
कुत्ता में फरक का है बे!!!</span></span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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जाने से पहले अंग्रेजी की ट्रेनिंग ली।</span></span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #a64d79;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">'</span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">जब आप अमेरिका जाकर ओबामा से मिलें तो उनसे हाथ मिलाएं और पूछें कि <span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>हाऊ </span>आर यू</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">? </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">मतलब</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #a64d79;">आप कैसे हैं।</span> <span style="color: #38761d;">इस
पर ओबामा कहेंगे कि आई एम फाइन</span></span><span style="color: #38761d;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">एंड यू</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">? </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">इसका मतलब हुआ कि मैं ठीक हूं</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">आप कैसे हैं।</span></span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="color: #a64d79;"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">आप जवाब दीजिएगा</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #a64d79;">मी टू। मतलब कि
मैं भी।</span> <span style="color: #38761d;">इसके आगे की बातचीत ट्रांसलेटर संभाल लेंगे।</span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #38761d;">'<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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गए...</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span style="color: blue;"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">उन्होंने <span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>हाऊ </span> आर
यू की जगह पूछ लिया</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">हू आर यू! (आप कौन हैं</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">?)<o:p></o:p></span></span></span><br />
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थोड़े सकपकाए</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">, </span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">लेकिन फिर मुस्कुराते हुए बोले: आई एम मिशेल्स हज्बंड। (मैं मिशेल का पति
हूं।)</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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मुस्कुराते हुए बोले: मी टू!</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">...</span></span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">और वहां सन्नाटा छा गया।</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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लालू के घर गोट लेकर जाती है।</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-81951284067385372892013-10-13T21:23:00.001-07:002013-10-13T21:23:46.544-07:00पतले होने का नया विज्ञापन...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-3732858815417903362013-10-06T13:09:00.000-07:002013-10-06T13:09:21.744-07:00Prove that 2/10=2<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Courier New; font-size: x-small;"><br />Japanese student : wrong question.<br />
Pakistani student : No
Way.<br />
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American student : It's strange, how is it possible.<br />
Indian Rajnikant
solved it:<br />
Two/Ten = wo/en<br />(T with T cancel)<br />w = 23rd letter<br />o =
15th letter<br />e = 5th letter<br />n = 14th letter<br />
So<br />
23+15/5+14 =
38/19=2<br />
Maths ka itihaas hila dala.<br />RASCALA MIND IT.</span><br /></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-40453625254004327282013-01-05T19:58:00.000-08:002013-01-05T19:58:23.301-08:00Sending a Coffin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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bodi kofin me bhej raha hu.</div>
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Rajukaka ni bodi me left hath me Rado Watch he wo
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Shital & Swati ki Makeup kit Rajukaka ke Shirt me he,
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Aur kuch Mangana Ho To Jaldi batana</div>
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ok."</div>
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<br />
Praying and crying in toilet:<br />
" Hey Wahe Guru<br />
Ya to Jaan nikal de<br />
Ya Naan nikal de"<br />
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FOR THE GOVERNMENT!! </div>
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/05/sardar-with-bomb.html" target="_blank">Sardar with bomb.</a> </div>
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/save-tiger.html" target="_blank">Save Tiger</a> </div>
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/rookies-first-assignment.html" target="_blank">Rookies First Assignment</a> </div>
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/06/in-middle-of-night-librarian-received.html%20" target="_blank">When Will Library Open ???</a> </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-15494406528498389152012-11-15T11:04:00.001-08:002012-11-15T11:09:03.972-08:00Newton’s 4th law of Exams <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span class="style3"><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><i><span style="color: #741b47;">According to newton’s 4th law for exams</span></i>-</span></span><br />
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<span class="style3"> <span style="color: #274e13;">" <i>Every book will
continue to be at rest</i></span></span><i><span style="color: #274e13;"><br />
<span class="style3"> or covered with
dust</span><br />
<span class="style3"> until some</span><br />
<span class="style3"> external or
internal exam moves it!"</span></span></i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;"><i>..... ...... .....</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><i><span class="style3"><br /></span></i></span>
<span class="style3"><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><span style="color: blue;">The Law Says</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><br />
<i><span style="color: #741b47;"><span class="style3">“If U Can’t Convince Them </span><br />
<span class="style3">Then At least Confuse Them”</span><br />
<span class="style3">Do You Know Which Law It Is?</span></span></i><br />
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<span class="style3">This Is</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
<span class="style3">“Law Of Answering In Examination”</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;">... .... .... ...</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></span>
<span class="style3"><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">First line to write in exams:</span></span><br />
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<i><span style="color: #741b47;"><span class="style3" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">“All the answers written below</span><br />
<span class="style3" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">are imaginary and work of my creative mind.</span><br />
<span class="style3"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Any </span><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;">resemblance</span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"> to text book</span></span></span><br />
<span class="style3" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">is unintentional and purely accidental”</span></span></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;">Other Jokes :</span></span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></span>
<!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/03/etc.html" target="_blank">E.T.C.</a><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/03/etc.html" target="_blank">E.T.C.......</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/04/china-wall.html" target="_blank">China Wall </a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/06/in-middle-of-night-librarian-received.html" target="_blank"> When Will Library Open ???</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/03/santa-singh-ji-english-lecturer.html" target="_blank">Santa Singhji English Lecturer</a><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-72125744335949651092012-11-15T10:47:00.000-08:002012-11-15T10:47:45.984-08:00Management Postulate <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">The world is divided
into two groups. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">There are those who
know, and those who don't know. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">Those who know are no
problem.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">Those who don't know are
also in two groups.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">One is those who don't
know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">But then, there are
those who don't know, and don't know they don't know. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">And they become unit
managers! <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: #990000;">Other Jokes </span>:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/07/secrete-of-changed-will.html" target="_blank">Secrete of Changed Will</a></span></div>
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/what-is-education.html" target="_blank">What is education ?</a></div>
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2010/04/air-india.html" target="_blank">Air India </a></div>
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/06/blind-bunny-can-see-more.html" target="_blank">Blind- Bunny can see more ! </a></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-86597525942529167992012-08-03T18:36:00.001-07:002012-08-03T20:05:44.804-07:00Small Frying Pan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-g8tH9Boo9yc/UByRSV67GuI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/ZJNSZVVrgNo/s1600/Waiter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-g8tH9Boo9yc/UByRSV67GuI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/ZJNSZVVrgNo/s1600/Waiter.jpg" /></a></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><b>Man in a restaurant</b> : Excuse me, waiter, how long have you been working here?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><i><span style="color: purple;"><b>Waiter </b> : About two months sir.</span></i><o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><b>Man </b> : Then it couldn't have been you who took my order.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-small;">*</span></span><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-small;">** *** **** ***<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><b>The old man</b> was watching the fisherman who caught three fishes but threw back two large ones into the water.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><i><span style="color: purple;">"Why did you throw two large ones and keep the little one?' the <b>old man asked.</b></span></i><o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">"Because I've got a small frying pan ", replied <b>the fisherman</b>.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;">*** *** *** ***</span><span style="font-size: medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><b>Prisoner</b> : Look here, doctor!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt 63.8pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">You have already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I came to see if you could get me out of this place!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><i><span style="color: purple;"><b>Doctor</b> : I am, bit by bit.</span></i><o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="line-height: 115%; margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
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<b><span style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: purple;">Other Posts :</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: purple;"><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/04/santa-on-medicine.html" target="_blank">Santa on medicine.</a></span></b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/08/cured-well.html" target="_blank">Cured well.</a></b><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/what-is-education.html" target="_blank">What is education?</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/06/tiger-woods-in-ireland.htm" target="_blank">Tiger woods in Ireland</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-7951379043173427302012-07-01T12:01:00.000-07:002012-07-01T12:01:36.491-07:00क्या कक्षा में न्यूटन ख़ोज पाता गुरूत्वाकर्षण शक्ति?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
एक वकील साहब ने अपने पुत्र को काबिल वकील बनाने का निश्चय किया था. <br />
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इसलिए वह उसे बचपन से ही झूठ बोलना सिखा रहे थे.<br />
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एक दिन पुत्र की परीक्षा लेने के लिए वकील साहब ने कहा बेटा, “ अगर तुम मेरी बात खत्म होते ही फ़ौरन कोई शानदार झूठ बोलकर दिखायेगा तो में तुजे पांच रूपये इनाम दूंगा”.<br />
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“अभी तो आप दस रूपये इनाम देने को कह रहे थे”, पुत्र ने तुरंत बोला.<br />
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अध्यापक : “देखा तुमने ! न्यूटन ने बाग में पेड़ से गिरते हुए सेब को देखकर पृथ्वी की गुरूत्वाकर्षण शक्ति ख़ोज डाली”.<br />
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छात्र : “जी बाग में ख़ोज की ना “.<br />
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“ यदि स्कूल में बैठा किताबों में अपना सिर खपाता तो शायद कभी भी यह ख़ोज ना कर पाता”. <br />
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<span style="background-color: #d9ead3; color: #660000;">More Jokes :</span> <br />
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<a href="http://sadvichar.blogspot.in/2012/06/blog-post_24.html" target="_blank">बस मैं अपनी पत्नि के बारे में और नहीं सुन सकता</a> <br />
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<a href="http://sadvichar.blogspot.in/2011/12/blog-post_07.html" target="_blank">कुछ राहत हंस लें </a><br />
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<a href="http://sadvichar.blogspot.in/2012/02/blog-post.html" target="_blank">बंता की डबल ऍम ए</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-71219139439348640762012-06-24T12:49:00.000-07:002012-06-24T12:49:06.375-07:00Tiger Woods in Ireland<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tj76OJAvf7w/T-dvG6twmRI/AAAAAAAAA4A/bg8QzOrGP2A/s1600/Tiger+Woods.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tj76OJAvf7w/T-dvG6twmRI/AAAAAAAAA4A/bg8QzOrGP2A/s200/Tiger+Woods.jpg" width="199" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gas station in a remote corner of the Irish countryside.<br />
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The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf doesn't recognise Tiger, and greets him in typical Irish fashion.<br />
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"Top of the mornin' to ya, sir," says the attendant.<br />
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Tiger, who is familiar with Irish customs, responds with, "And the rest of the day to you, sir!"<br />
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Tiger then bends forward to pick up the nozzle of the gasoline hose. As he does so, two golf tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.<br />
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"What are those?" asks the attendant.<br />
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"They're called tees," replies Tiger.<br />
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"And what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.<br />
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"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.<br />
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</span><b><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">"Feckin' hell," says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"</span></b></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="background-color: #d9ead3; font-family: Calibri;"><b><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">More Jokes :</span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"></span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2009/12/hidden-camera.html" target="_blank">Hidden Camera</a></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/08/long-legged-chick.html" target="_blank">Long Legged Chick</a></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/04/china-wall.html" target="_blank">China Wall</a></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-wifes-new-friend.html" target="_blank">My Wife's New Friend</a></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
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</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-72584010565040913552012-06-20T12:13:00.001-07:002012-06-20T12:27:40.434-07:00Petrol Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="color: #009900; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;">Sardar jokes are now outdated--read some Petrol Jokes..</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5ELtVWPUCUs/T-IjrUNRgiI/AAAAAAAAA3E/su0AY98IvGM/s1600/Petrol+Hike+Manmohan+Singh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="193" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5ELtVWPUCUs/T-IjrUNRgiI/AAAAAAAAA3E/su0AY98IvGM/s320/Petrol+Hike+Manmohan+Singh.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="color: #3333ff; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">History (for this Black Day) will say:</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #3333ff; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">When the government was robbing the country,</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #3333ff; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">The Indians were busy in watching IPL (!)</span></div><o:p>*** *** </o:p><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">New Greetings:</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and</span></div><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7M8tohfVbYI/T-Ijn5a56sI/AAAAAAAAA28/RqIisVtTBrE/s1600/Petrol+Price+Hike+Rahul.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="258" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7M8tohfVbYI/T-Ijn5a56sI/AAAAAAAAA28/RqIisVtTBrE/s320/Petrol+Price+Hike+Rahul.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="color: #e36c0a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #e36c0a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #e36c0a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">G= Gas & Gold</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #e36c0a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">D= Diesel & Dollar</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #e36c0a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">P= Petrol & Penny</span></div>**** **** **<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: #5f497a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.</span></div><span style="color: #5f497a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Decision is yours…</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #5f497a; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">झूम लो</span><span style="color: #5f497a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #5f497a; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">या घूम लो.!!!</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">All Girls’ Dream come True!</span></div><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">All Girls’ Dream Boys will come on horse!</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Dear Father-in-Law,</span></div><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Please take your Daughter or Car back…</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">I cannot afford both.</span></div>**** ****<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!</span></div>***** **<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #e36c0a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #e36c0a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!</span></div>**** ****<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ve5ZqKYJAwg/T-Ijls5E7MI/AAAAAAAAA20/uGsICQ_PjgI/s1600/Petrol+Price+Hike.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="275" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ve5ZqKYJAwg/T-Ijls5E7MI/AAAAAAAAA20/uGsICQ_PjgI/s320/Petrol+Price+Hike.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Finally it has happened…</span></div><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">After decades,</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!</span></div>**** *****<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: #5f497a; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!</span></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #31849b; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Drink and drive should not be a problem now.</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #31849b; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?</span></div>***** **<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!</span></div>*** ***<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">(scheme for</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">आम आदमी</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Now he can get car with petrol! )</span></div>**** *** <br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Good News!!!</span></div><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Please forward this to MAXIMUM people you know,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">शायद किसी को काम आ जाए:</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">जिसको</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">petrol Rs.17/- per litre</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">चाहिए</span><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">वो इस</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">petrol pump</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">से जा कर ले ले:</span></div><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">… </span><br />
<span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">…</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Al Safa Petroleum</span></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Muscat, Oman</span></div>*** **<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: purple; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">कर दो...</span></div><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Attendant: Sir, PAN Card</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: purple; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">की</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">copy</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: purple; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">दो...</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Man: What? Why? How?</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!</span></div>*** ***<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre…</span></div><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">और करो संता-बंता के</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">jokes!</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">देखा</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">सरदार का</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">revenge..!!</span></div>*** ***<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Harbhajan to Dhoni:</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Volkswagon</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">मिलने वाली है</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">और वो</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">petrol</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">की है...!!!</span></div>*** **<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…</span></div><span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Because……….</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="HI" style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!</span></div>**** ***<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: #9bbb59; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Dharmendra’s new dialogue:</span></div><span lang="HI" style="color: #9bbb59; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">...</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> kutte kaminey main </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #9bbb59; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #9bbb59; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">पी</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #9bbb59; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">जाऊंगा...</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Mom:</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">हमने दुनिया देखि है</span><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">बेटी...</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">2</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">JUST FRIEND</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #00b050; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">नहीं होता...</span></div>**** **<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Petrol Pump Attendant:</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">कितने का डालूँ</span><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">?</span></div><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Grahak: 50 ML</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई</span><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">आग लगानी है...</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Dear Rupee,</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">~</span><span lang="HI" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">तुम्हारा</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">Dollar</span></div>*** ***<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ऐसा कलयुग आएगा</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">,</span></div><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">,</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="color: red; font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 18pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!</span><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-59592295015365238512012-06-08T08:29:00.000-07:002012-06-08T08:29:08.737-07:00Why on Foot?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">God Decided To Encourage People To Have Fewer Children So Every One had</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span> </span><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Adequate Of Everything On Earth To Enjoy..</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><span style="color: black;"> </span><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: black;">So He Introduced An Award Scheme…</span> </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><span style="color: black;"> </span><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: black;">During The Procedure At One Point, He Concentrated On Learning About The</span> </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><span style="color: black;"> </span><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: black;">Situation In India ....</span> He First Met Jawaharlal Nehru In Heaven, And Asked Him How Many Children He </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Had During His Time On Earth. </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eC7apR2kfL0/T9IZwv6RLpI/AAAAAAAAAzU/D4HDrN5jAMk/s1600/Radhakrishna+&+Indira.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="131" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eC7apR2kfL0/T9IZwv6RLpI/AAAAAAAAAzU/D4HDrN5jAMk/s200/Radhakrishna+&+Indira.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Nehru Replied… Only One!<br />
</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: black;">Happy With The Relatively Good Family Planning Adopted</span>, </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: black;">God Awarded Nehru With A Celestial Rolls Royce!</span> <br />
Indira Gandhi Was Next, And God Asked The Same Question. </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">She Replied She Had Two Children.</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">God Thought, Not Too Bad, So He Gave Her A BMW.<br />
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Dr. Radhakrishnan Was Next In Line. </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">God Was Not Pleased To Hear That He Had Six Children, And Gave Him A Morris-8 </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">As A Kind Punishment…</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br />
</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Sometime Later.....</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The Three (Nehru, Indira And Radhakrishnan) Going Around In </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Their New Cars, Saw Mahatma Gandhi On Foot !!!<br />
Wondering What Went Wrong...?</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">They Asked Why God Hadn't Been Merciful With Him…<br />
</span><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The Mahatma Replied In Disgust, "God Did Not Even Ask Me !!!....<br />
Some Idiots Had Told Him That I'm The Father Of The Nation !</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">**** **** *****</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">In View Of The Current Situation In Pakistan ... </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> The</span><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span style="color: green; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">" Pakistan Zindabad"</span><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Slogan Has Been Changed To </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: green; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">" Pakistan Se Zinda Bhaag."</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="background-color: #d9ead3; color: #0c343d; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">More Jokes</span> :</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2009/12/hidden-camera.html" target="_blank">Hidden Camera.</a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/04/china-wall.html" target="_blank">China Wall</a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/rookies-first-assignment.html" target="_blank">Rookies First Assignment.</a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-88671702899132758652012-06-08T07:55:00.000-07:002012-06-08T07:55:57.069-07:00Test for Intelligent People<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xbtwm5fJqGE/T9IRxQG3KmI/AAAAAAAAAzI/_eoUwUNs0kU/s1600/Sonia+&+Queen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xbtwm5fJqGE/T9IRxQG3KmI/AAAAAAAAAzI/_eoUwUNs0kU/s320/Sonia+&+Queen.jpg" width="298" /></a></div><span style="color: #006000; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">Sonia Gandhi met with the Queen of England.<br />
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Sonia asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, now that I am also a Queen... <br />
of the Gandhi-Nehru dynasty in India... Are there... any tips you can<br />
give to me to stay in power?"<br />
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<span style="color: purple;">?"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround<br />
yourself with intelligent people."</span> <br />
Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me<br />
are intelligent?"<br />
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<span style="color: purple;">The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to<br />
answer an intelligent riddle.</span> <br />
<span style="color: #4c1130;">"The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron - Please<br />
come in here, would you?"</span> <br />
David walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"<br />
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<span style="color: #4c1130;">The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David, your mother</span></span><span><span style="color: #4c1130;"> <br />
and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your<br />
sister. Who is it?"</span> <br />
Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma'am."<br />
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<span style="color: #741b47;">"Yes! Very good. Dismissed!" said the Queen. Then she turned to Sonia<br />
with a smile and said "See?".</span> <br />
Sonia went back to India and called Manmohan Singh and asked</span><span> <br />
"Manmohanji, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a<br />
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"<br />
<br />
<span style="color: blue;">"I'm not sure," said Manmohan. "Let me get back to you on that one..."<br />
Manmohan went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give<br />
him an answer.</span> <br />
Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, "Narendrabhai, can you</span><span> <br />
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not<br />
your brother or your sister. Who is it?"<br />
Narendra Modi answered, "That's easy, it's me!"<br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Manmohan smiled, and said, "Thanks!"</span> <br />
<span style="color: blue;">Then, he phoned Sonia. "Hello, I did some research and I have the<br />
answer to that riddle. It's Narendra Modi!"</span></span><span><span style="color: blue;"> </span> Sonia got angry and shouted at Manmohan Singh,<br />
<br />
"No! No! You idiot! It's David Cameron!"............ha ha.........</span><span> </span><br />
<span>**** ***** ***</span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jailer To Ajmal Kasab : You Are So Happy Today?<br />
</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Kasab : I'm Not Indian, I Hate India, I Killed Indians But I'm Very Safe In India .<br />
</span><span style="color: #8000ff; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Journalist To Anna Hazare : You Are So Sad Today?<br />
</span><span style="color: navy; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Anna : I'm Indian, I Love My India And Indians, But Feel Unsafe... </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I'm Not Sure When I Will Be Killed</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<span style="background-color: #38761d; color: #ffe599;">More Jokes :</span><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2011/11/santa-in-court.html" target="_blank">Santa in Court</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/08/cured-well.html" target="_blank">Cured Well.</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/what-is-education.html" target="_blank">What is education?</a> <span><strong> </strong></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-44137857472352873922012-06-07T12:05:00.000-07:002012-06-07T12:05:21.072-07:00Honest Survey<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Last Month A World-Wide Survey Was Conducted By The UN.</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br />
</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The Only Question Asked Was...</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">"Could You Please Give Your Honest Opinion About Solutions To The Food Shortage In The Rest Of The world ?" <br />
</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The Survey Was A Massive Failure Because Of The Following:</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> In The</span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Indian Subcontinent</span><span style="color: #c0504d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">They Didn't Know What </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> "Honest"</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Meant. <br />
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In </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Western Europe</span><span style="color: #c0504d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">They Didn't Know What </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">"Shotrage"</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Meant.<br />
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In </span><span style="color: #c0504d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Africa</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> They Didn't Know What </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">"Food"</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Meant. <br />
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In </span><span style="color: #c0504d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">China</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> They Didn't Know What </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">"Opinion"</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Meant.<br />
<br />
In The </span><span style="color: #c0504d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Middle East </span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">They Didn't Know What </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">"Solution"</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> meant. <br />
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In </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">South America</span><span style="color: #c0504d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">They Didn't Know What</span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> "Please"</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Meant. <br />
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In The </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">USA</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> They Didn't Know What </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">"The Rest Of The World"</span><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> meant.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><address><v:shapetype coordsize="21600,21600" filled="f" id="_x0000_t75" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" stroked="f"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="color: #292929;"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"> </v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:formulas> <v:path gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect" o:extrusionok="f"> <o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"> </o:lock></v:path></v:stroke></span></span></span></v:shapetype><v:shape alt="student" id="_x0000_s1026" style="height: 112.65pt; margin-left: -9pt; margin-top: 19.15pt; mso-wrap-edited: f; position: absolute; width: 90pt; z-index: 251659264;" type="#_x0000_t75" wrapcoords="-225 0 -225 21440 21600 21440 21600 0 -225 0"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="color: #292929;"> <v:imagedata o:href="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/student.gif" src="file:///C:\Users\bvm123\AppData\Local\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image001.png"> <w:wrap type="tight"> </w:wrap></v:imagedata></span></span></span></v:shape><span style="color: #292929;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">A college student</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"> needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">wildlife Zoology</span></strong>.<o:p></o:p></span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qXSabBJdC2A/T9D6elFZQMI/AAAAAAAAAy8/UUDGqVjrSWU/s1600/Student.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qXSabBJdC2A/T9D6elFZQMI/AAAAAAAAAy8/UUDGqVjrSWU/s200/Student.jpg" width="142" /></a></div><address><span style="color: #292929;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">After one week</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">, a test was held. </span></span></address><address><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="color: #292929;">The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">four squares</span></strong>. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">a bird’s legs</span></strong>. No bodies,no feet, just legs.<o:p></o:p></span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><address><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="color: #292929;">The test asked each student <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">to identify</span></strong> the birds from their legs.<o:p></o:p></span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><address><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="color: #292929;">The student sat and stared at the test getting <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">angrier every minute</span></strong>.<o:p></o:p></span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><address><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="color: #292929;">Finally, he stomped up to the front of the classroom and <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">threw the test paper</span></strong> on the teacher’s desk. <o:p></o:p></span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><address><span style="color: #292929;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">“This is the worst test I have ever given.”</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><address><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="color: #292929;">The teacher looked up and said, “Young man, you have flunked the test. <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">What’s your name?</span></strong>“<o:p></o:p></span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><address><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="color: #292929;">The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, <strong><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">“You tell me”</span></strong>.</span></span></address><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"></span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p><span style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: #990000; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">More Jokes</span> :</o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2010/07/blond-ache.html" target="_blank">Blond Ache.</a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2010/01/gujju-business-sense.html" target="_blank">Gujju Business Sense.</a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-34292315748645925162012-06-03T13:37:00.001-07:002012-06-03T13:39:34.938-07:00When Will Library Open ???<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OY3waRHYhVU/T8vKfsNwq8I/AAAAAAAAAx4/AVEHIYyRExE/s1600/Sleeping+library.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="138" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OY3waRHYhVU/T8vKfsNwq8I/AAAAAAAAAx4/AVEHIYyRExE/s200/Sleeping+library.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>In the middle of the night, a librarian received a phone call.<br />
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"Excuse me, but what time does the library open?", the man on the phone asked.<br />
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"Err.... 9 a.m. ...". replied the librarian groggily, quite annoyed."Have you called me at this hour just to ask this question ?".<br />
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"Yes..... will it not open any time before 9?", the man asked hopefully,<br />
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"No, not until 9 ! what's the hurry to get in any way?", asked the librarian.<br />
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"Who said anything about getting in?", the man said, Sighed sadly,"I want to get out."<br />
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The class teacher walked up to Anwar and said, "Anwar, you missed the school last Friday,"<br />
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"No, Ma'am you are wrong, " replied Anwar seriously.<br />
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Taken aback by the answer, the teacher asked," Wrong ? But you weren't in the class all day"<br />
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"Oh!, I was absent alright, but I certainly did not miss the school" said Anwar happily.<br />
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One night the fire department received a call.<br />
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"How may I help you ?" a fire fighter asked the caller.<br />
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The caller replied, "Sir, I just mowed my lawn this morning and planted new flowers. There is also a lovely rose garden in my front yard"<br />
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"That's nice, " the fire fighter said, " but why are you telling me all this?"<br />
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"Well, " the man answered, "My neighbour's house is on fire and I don't want you to trample all over my front yard",<br />
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A maths teacher was quizzing one of her students about the basics of time.<br />
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"How many seconds does a minute have?" asked the teacher.<br />
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"60 " replied the student.<br />
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"How many minutes does an hour have?" <br />
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"60 "<br />
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"Good, now tell me" the teacher continued, " How many seconds does a year have ?"<br />
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"12 ," answered the student.<br />
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Puzzled, the teacher asked, "12 ?"<br />
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"Yes ," said the student confidently, " January 2nd , February 2nd, March 2nd ....."<br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2009/12/hidden-camera.html" target="_blank">Hidden Camera.</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-79029027509106424202012-06-01T12:00:00.001-07:002012-06-01T12:03:56.008-07:00Blind Bunny can See More !!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, right on his twitchy little nose.</span><span style="color: black; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span> <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TQYJ6ZqulWw/T8kO1ytIhLI/AAAAAAAAAxs/g8ueIj6OaKs/s1600/Bunny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TQYJ6ZqulWw/T8kO1ytIhLI/AAAAAAAAAxs/g8ueIj6OaKs/s200/Bunny.jpg" width="187" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> <span style="color: purple;">'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. '<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><span style="color: purple;"> </span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: purple;">I<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'</span><span style="color: black; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="color: purple;">'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny.. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit !'</span><span style="color: black; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="color: purple;">The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you ?'</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I ?'</span><span style="color: black; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: purple;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls...<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: teal; font-family: Byington; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="color: #38761d;">You must be a POLITICIAN'</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-70082293753142675192012-05-29T12:37:00.002-07:002012-06-01T12:26:36.555-07:00Answer 100 Crore ka<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="color: #010101; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">An Ambitious MLA Phones The Chief Minister’s Residence Later After Midnight.</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #010101; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">After Much Cajoling The CM's Personal Assistant Agreed To Wake Up The CM.</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">So What Is So Important That It Could Not Wait Until Morning..Grumbled The Sleepy CM</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“The Home Minister Just Died”,.Explained The MLA “and I Would Like to take his place”,</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Begged the MLA.</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“Well..It's Okay With Me”, agreed <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the Chief Minister,”If It's Okay with the crematorium..You may<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>very well Go Ahead and take his place instead..!</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Amitabh : Soniaji, Ab Aakhri Saval, 5 Crore Ke Liye. <br />
Who Is The Chief Minister Of Gujarat ? <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> </span><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Your Options Are... <br />
</span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">A)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Laloo Prasad. <br />
B)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Vilasrao Deshmukh. <br />
C) <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Karuna Nidhi <br />
D)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Narendra Modi.. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Soniaji : It's Narendra Modi. </span><span style="color: #408080; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Sonia : If You Really Lock Him Up, I Will Give You 100 Crores! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: #444444;">More Jokes :</span></span><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/save-tiger.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: purple;">Save Tiger.</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/07/secrete-of-changed-will.html" target="_blank">Secrete of changed Will</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/rookies-first-assignment.html" target="_blank">Rookies first Assignment.</a><br />
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</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-58912162657615929812012-04-22T11:30:00.001-07:002012-06-01T12:33:22.590-07:00Letter to God and Essay on Father<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Two friends Billu and Tillu went to school to appear for their English examination.<br />
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple;">They had crammed an essay on MY BEST FRIEND.</span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal">But unfortunately, in the question paper it was written ….</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple;">Write an essay on My Father in just 30 – 40 words.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal">So Billu was confused and nervous. <span style="color: blue;">What to do , he racked him brain?”</span></div><div class="MsoNormal">T<span style="color: blue;">illu gave an idea write an essay on my best friend and keep on replacing the word friend with my father</span>.</div><div class="MsoNormal">So this was how Billu and Tillu wrote the essay.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“My father”…</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Father and Fathers are every where, but good fathers are very rare.</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>I have so many fathers, but my best father is Pyarelal.</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>He is my neighbour. He often comes to home and my mother likes him very much.</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>The last sentence of the essay was – A father in need is father indeed.”</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>*** ***** **** ****</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>INCOME TAX DEDUCTED :</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i></span><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Little Boy wrote a letter to the God asking him for $ 100. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">He addressed the envelop to the God, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mail box.</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print";"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: #38761d;">The Postmaster thought that this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to send this letter to the finance ministe</span>r.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: purple;">The minister was so touched by the little boy’s sincerity that he told his secretary to send $80.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: purple;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">When the boy received the money, he wrote the following thank you letter</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print";"> :</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print";"> “ Dear God. Thank you for the money I noticed you send it through Income Tax dept and of course, they have deducted $20 as tax. </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: "Segoe Print";">Love Bondu”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><br />
<span style="background-color: #d9ead3; color: #4c1130; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">More Jokes</span> : <br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/what-is-education.html" target="_blank">What is education ?</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/03/10-inch-pianist.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: Segoe Print;">10-inch Pianist.</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.in/2012/06/blind-bunny-can-see-more.html" target="_blank">Blind Bunny can see more.</a><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-81429232143325054112012-04-20T09:46:00.000-07:002012-04-20T09:46:02.554-07:00Don't Compete with Engineers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Because it was the product of China which has lasted so long !!!!</span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Toilet is like our "National Assembly meeting"</span></i><br />
<i><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">People come with lots of pressure,</span></i><br />
<ul style="text-align: left;"><li><i><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Sit,</span></i></li>
<li><i><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Express their feelings</span></i></li>
<li><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span style="color: blue;">Create a lot of Noise and</span> </span></i></li>
<li><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">F<span style="color: #783f04;">inally drop the issue.</span></span></i></li>
</ul><div><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><i>*** *****</i></span></div><div><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><i> </i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><i><span style="color: #660000;">Yawning in Class Room is nature's way of saying </span><span style="color: #783f04;">:</span></i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><i><span style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span></i></span></div><div><span style="color: purple; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><i>" 15% battery remaining ?</i></span><br />
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<em><span style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: purple; font-family: Courier New;">More Jokes :</span></em><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-wifes-new-friend.html" target="_blank">My wife's new friend</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2010/07/blond-ache.html" target="_blank">Blond ache</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/02/why-gujaratis-do-good-in-any-field.html" target="_blank">Why does Gujaratis do good in any field?</a><br />
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</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-10668350828061557742012-01-10T06:59:00.001-08:002012-06-01T12:10:16.373-07:00Please do not come to distrub me here too !!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: purple;"><i>She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful. </i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: purple;">Did I really make it to heaven?"</span></i> </div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">To which St. Peter replied, "Yes these are Gates to Heaven. But you must do one thing before you enter." </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">The woman was excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do to pass through gates. "Spell a word," St. replied.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: purple;"> "What word?" she asked.</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> "Any word," answered St.. "It's your choice." </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: purple;">She replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-o-v-e."</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> St. congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the bathroom.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: #a64d79;"> "I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"</span></i> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">St. instructed her to have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she did. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">So she is left sitting in St's chair when a man approaches the gates. <span style="color: #0b5394;">She realizes it is her loser husband.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: purple;">"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?" </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: blue;">Husband said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?" </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: #a64d79;">To which the woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: blue;"> "What word?" he asked. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: purple;">The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="color: purple;"><br />
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</span></i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><i><span style="color: #a64d79;">Beppo : (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.</span></i> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">Friend: Relex,my friend. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: blue;">After 2 minutes Beppo cries even louder</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"> Friend: what now? </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><i><span style="color: #a64d79;">Beppo : my sister just called, her mother died too!</span></i><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-want-to-buy-that-tv.html" target="_blank">I want to buy that TV</a><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">Four students were going on bike.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"> Traffic Police stopped and said, " Even three are not permitted, you are four ...."</span></i></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"><br />
</span></i></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Frustrated Student got down and looked backward and said,</div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">"Where fell the fifth? "</span></i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">*** **** **** ***<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p> Santa was in prison. </o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br />
</o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Police, "you will be hanged tomorrow morning at five o'clock"<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Santa began to laugh. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Police, "Why are you laughing?"<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Santa, "I get up after nine in the morning." </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">**** ***** ***** </span> </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">S<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">anta called Banta, "Hey ! Are you free tomorrow?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Can you come at 7 p.m.?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I am opening a new branch of </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mental Hospital."</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Banta asked, " What is the matter? Some party for inauguration "</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Santa, " No yaar, We have many patients, but we need some one senior."</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-16455296192952900302011-11-28T01:02:00.000-08:002011-11-28T01:02:14.765-08:00Make Your Career to Control<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: blue;">Most </span><b><span style="color: red;">'First Class'</span></b><span style="color: blue;"> students get technical</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">seats, some become <b>Doctors</b> </span><span style="color: blue;">and some <b>Engineers.</b></span></div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3" class="MsoNormalTable"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: .75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt;" valign="top"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LsCz3LRKCco/TtNNyJ6HhlI/AAAAAAAAAiY/_xDj8UbxCjQ/s1600/Doctor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LsCz3LRKCco/TtNNyJ6HhlI/AAAAAAAAAiY/_xDj8UbxCjQ/s200/Doctor.jpg" width="144" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: blue;">* The </span><b><span style="color: red;">'Second Class'</span></b><span style="color: blue;"> pass, and then get MBA, become Administrators and control the </span><span style="color: red;">'First Class'.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span> <span style="color: blue;">* The </span><b><span style="color: maroon;">'Third Class' </span></b><span style="color: blue;">pass, enter politics and <b>Become Ministers and control both. </b></span> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: blue;"><br />
* <b>Last, but not the least, The </b></span><b><span style="color: red;">'Failures'</span></b><b><span style="color: blue;"> join</span></b><b><span style="color: blue;"> </span></b><b><span style="color: blue;">the underworld and control all the above.</span></b><span style="color: blue;"> </span></div></td> </tr>
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And those who do not attend any school, become</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><br />
<b><span style="color: red;">Swamis</span></b><b><span style="color: blue;"> and </span></b><b><span style="color: red;">Gurus </span></b><b><span style="color: blue;">and Everyone follows the</span></b><b><span style="color: #1f497d;">m. </span></b></div><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8698776486266719189.post-91142876774364527042011-11-27T03:05:00.001-08:002012-06-01T12:40:02.694-07:00Who dare not reply SMS?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Gabbar</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"> : Are O Sambha ! Ye kaun log hain jo SMS ka jawab nahi dete re? </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d;">(Who are these people who do not reply our SMS?)</span></i></span><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Sambha</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"> : </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Sardar ye woh log hain jo miss call dene ke bad bhi balance check karte hain</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">. </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">(Master, they are those who check the balance after giving a miss call)</span></i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">*** ***** **** ****</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">"Laziness is our biggest enemy"; Said Jawaharlal Nehru</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">"Love your enemy ", Mahatma Gandhi</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"> </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Who should we follow? Gandhi or Nehru?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Better compromise : <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d;">Love the enemy described by Nehru.</span></i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: blue;">MORE JOKES</span> :<br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/03/etc.html" target="_blank">ETC ....</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2011/03/loan-to-park.html" target="_blank">Loan to park</a><br />
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<a href="http://joke2smile.blogspot.com/2010/03/acquitted.html" target="_blank">Acquitted...</a><br />
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